What If Companies Had Realistic Slogans?

BuzzFeed's copyranter, a former ad man himself, has compiled a list of hilariously honest slogans (extracted from a Reddit thread) and paired them with real company logos. Similar to Viktor Hertz's Honest Logos, these set of fake ads present what it would look like if companies had realistic slogans that truly reflected their products and services.

RadioShack's normal slogan is “You've got questions. We've got answers.”; however, based on experience with customer service representatives and retail associates, the revamped tag line jokingly reads: “You've got questions? We've got blank stares.” There are even lines that poke fun at customers of products like Hagen-Dazs ice cream, telling them to “Hike up those sweatpants, and go buy more.”

via [BuzzFeed, reddit]


Pinar Noorata is the Managing Editor at My Modern Met. She is a writer, editor, and content creator based in Brooklyn, NY. She earned her BA in Film and Media Studies from CUNY Hunter College and is an alumni of the Center for Arts Education’s Career Development Program in NYC. She has worked at major TV, film, and publishing companies as well as other independent media businesses. When she isn’t writing, editing, or creating videos herself, Pinar enjoys watching movies, reading, crafting, drawing, and volunteering at her local animal shelter.
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