BuzzFeed's copyranter, a former ad man himself, has compiled a list of hilariously honest slogans (extracted from a Reddit thread) and paired them with real company logos. Similar to Viktor Hertz's Honest Logos, these set of fake ads present what it would look like if companies had realistic slogans that truly reflected their products and services.
RadioShack's normal slogan is “You've got questions. We've got answers.”; however, based on experience with customer service representatives and retail associates, the revamped tag line jokingly reads: “You've got questions? We've got blank stares.” There are even lines that poke fun at customers of products like Hagen-Dazs ice cream, telling them to “Hike up those sweatpants, and go buy more.”