Vince Rozmiarek is the king of puns. For the past six years, he has been posting LOL-worthy dad jokes on the outdoor message board of the Indian Hills Community Center in Indian Hills, Colorado. Rozmiarek volunteers at the center and manages the roadside sign that stands along the only highway in the town of about 1,000 people. You'd think that with such a remote location and small audience, his play-on-words would go largely unnoticed; but with the help of social media, Rozmiarek’s platform has made folks across the world chuckle and groan.
Rozmiarek’s puns run the gamut and include jokes about trees, kitchen appliances, zoos, and even electricity. He usually posts a new original pun twice a week and has never repeated any of his messages. That makes phrases like “I want to make pancakes but I keep waffling” and “A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number” the result of dedicated joke research. He looks at puns for at least an hour a day and is often inspired by material from the mid-20th century that he later tweaks for a contemporary twist.
Scroll down to get your fill of funny puns and endearing dad jokes. For more of Rozmiarek’s signs, visit his dedicated Facebook page.