There are many ways to make bathing more enjoyable, but the quirky bar soaps of Whiskey River Soap Co. might be the best one yet. Steering clear of conventional nomenclature like jasmine or eucalyptus, they invite you to lather up with refreshing scents like Hipsters, which has the essence of “coffee, bacon, and craft beer.” Or if that’s not your thing, try Grammar Police that “smells like your [sic] annoying.” If neither of those sound appealing, though, there’s always Writer’s Block, Geeks, Bombshells, Dad Bods, and many more.
None of the scent names that Whiskey River produces are conventional, but they’re sure to make you laugh. They’re made even more amusing with the short, witty taglines that are beneath each moniker. In just three or four words, they perfectly sum up the given aroma—and it has nothing to do with bathing or even general cleanliness. So, use the soap but save the packaging to look at when you need a smile.
The fusion of humor and quality products is the driving force behind Whiskey River’s products. “We think there’s a place for both to exist together,” they write, “and hope you agree.” The bar soap, along with bath bombs and journals, are available in their online shop.
Forget jasmine or eucalyptus. The Whiskey River Soap Co. creates hilarious bar soap with unconventional “scents.”
Be sure to look under the name for the witty tagline. It’s what makes the best bar soap even funnier!