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Over the past few years, there's been a resurgence of interest in needlework. What was once associated with your grandmother's house is now marching into contemporary homes. Cross-stitch, one of the oldest forms of needlework, used to be thought of as exclusively for alphabet samplers or decorating doilies. However, we've run across some hilarious stitchers that are taking cues from pop culture, resulting in thoroughly modern pieces that might make grandma blush.
Whether inspired by memes, television, or politics, there's something about an elegant craft juxtaposed with sassy phrases that make us smile. Best of all, most have patterns available for download, which means you can get your stitch on and show your sense of humor at the same time.
This isn't your grandma's embroidery. Scroll down for funny cross stitch that'll make you laugh—then sew some of them yourself!
Sorry I'm Not Sorry Pattern
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stephXstitch | $6
Careful or You'll End Up in My Novel
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Photo: Harvey Hand Maden
Thyme for That Completed Cross Stitch
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Alicia Watkins | $28.99
No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer
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Photo: Geek Crafts
Ummm Is Not an Answer
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Photo: Steotch
Praise the Lard Pattern
Doge Pattern
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stephXstich | $7
Bad Hombre Pattern
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stephXstitch | $5
Not Today Satan
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Thread the Wick | $5
Home is Where the Wine Is Pattern
![Cross Stitch Pattern](https://mymodernmet.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/funny-cross-stitch-34.jpg)
Cross Stitching Lovers | $3.47
Alexa Cross Stitch Pattern
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DeLorai Patterns | $3.95