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25+ Funny Cross Stitches with Unexpectedly Modern Humor

By Jessica Stewart on June 9, 2019

Get a laugh from these cross stitch patterns!

 

Nasty Woman Pattern

funny cross stitch humor

stephXstitch | $5

 

Cake Cross Stitch Pattern

 

Space Cross Stitch Pattern

Funny Cross Stitch

Pixl Stitch | $5.50

 

Welcome Pattern

 

Friends Don't Let Friends Do Stupid Stuff Alone

 

Office Sweet Office Pattern

 

Per My Last Email Pattern

 

Let's Get Kraken

funny cross stitch humor

aliciawatkins | $19.99

 

Stop. Collaborate. Listen. Pattern

 

Gym? I Thought You Said Gin! Cross Stitch Kit

funny cross stitch humor

Sew Cross | $15.15

 

Home is Where the Dog Hair Sticks to Everything…

funny cross stitch humor

Photo: Sew and So

 

Toilet Paper Hanging Protocol 

 

Gardening Ain't Easy Pattern

funny cross stitch humor

Steotch | $8.99

 

Zero Fox Given Pattern

 

Treat Yo Self 

 

This Took Forever Pattern

 

This article has been edited and updated.

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Jessica Stewart

Jessica Stewart is a Staff Editor and Digital Media Specialist for My Modern Met, as well as a curator and art historian. Since 2020, she is also one of the co-hosts of the My Modern Met Top Artist Podcast. She earned her MA in Renaissance Studies from University College London and now lives in Rome, Italy. She cultivated expertise in street art which led to the purchase of her photographic archive by the Treccani Italian Encyclopedia in 2014. When she’s not spending time with her three dogs, she also manages the studio of a successful street artist. In 2013, she authored the book "Street Art Stories Roma" and most recently contributed to "Crossroads: A Glimpse Into the Life of Alice Pasquini." You can follow her adventures online at @romephotoblog.
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